 Jigar Says :
on 17-Mar-2009, 07:41 PM |
Mast hai Bhai!!!!! |
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Karan Says :
on 19-Mar-2009, 07:38 PM |
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come. |
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Mahek Says :
on 20-Mar-2009, 08:50 AM |
one day Ravan went to the disco aur woh behosh ho gaya 
why 
Because the entry fee was Rs. 3,500 per "HEAD"    
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kangana Says :
on 20-Mar-2009, 09:43 AM |
D emoticons are really awesome !!
Refering the above post. More than the joke, I am laughing at those emoticons !! |
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PaNK CoOL Says :
on 20-Mar-2009, 10:36 AM |
In a typical office working scenario – “No matter how much u do, u never do enough"!! |
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Jazz Says :
on 20-Mar-2009, 10:55 AM |
DELHI DARSHAN -
दिल्ली पहुँचा , स्टेशन पे एक कुली से बाहर जाने का रास्ता पूंछा . कुली ने कहा: " बाहर जाके पूंछो ." मैंने ख़ुद ही रास्ता ढूंढ़ लिया , बाहर जाके टैक्सी वाले से पूंछा : " भाई साहब लाल किले का कितना लोगे ?" जवाब मिला: " बेचना नही है ." टैक्सी छोड़ , मैंने बस पकड़ ली , कंडक्टर से पूंछा: "जी , क्या मैं सिगरेट पी सकता हूँ ?" वो गुर्र्रा कर बोला : "हरगिज़ नही , यहाँ सिगरेट पीना मन है." मैंने कहा: "पर वो जनाब तो पी रहे है!" फिर से गुर्र्र्राया : "उसने मुझसे पूंछा नही है." लाल किले पंहुचा , होटल गया . मेनेजर से कहा: "मुझे रूम चाहिए , सातवी मंजिल पे ." मेनेजर ने कहा: "रहने के लिए या कूदने के लिए ?" रूम पंहुचा , वेटर से कहा: " एक पानी का गिलास मिलेगा ?" उसने जवाब दिया: "नही साहब , यहाँ तो सारे कांच के मिलते हैं." होटल से निकला , दोस्त के घर जाने के लिए , रास्ते में एक साहब से पूंछा: " जनाब , ये सड़क कहाँ को जाती है ?" जनाब हंस कर बोले: "पिछले बीस साल से देख रहा हूँ , यही पड़ी है... कहीं नहीं जाती 
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Jatinder Singh Phagwinder Singh Bhaggra Says :
on 21-Mar-2009, 09:49 AM |
What do the children of a fruit say, when the fruit comes back home   
Papaya Papaya (papa-aya)
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Arun Says :
on 22-Mar-2009, 02:23 PM |
T-Shirts for Software Engineers
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Anantharaman Subbaraman Says :
on 24-Mar-2009, 09:00 AM |
An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked why they havent called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as
'Anotherman Superman' |
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Ghanta Singh Says :
on 26-Mar-2009, 09:56 AM |
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment...
warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
 
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Puunu Says :
on 26-Mar-2009, 02:58 PM |
???????Who's That?????
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NEO Says :
on 26-Mar-2009, 07:52 PM |
10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in obvious situations :
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big !!
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron !!
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke ?
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now
it's in flames!!! |
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soft jai Says :
on 28-Mar-2009, 11:32 AM |
ताजमहल को देखकर शाहजहाँ का पोता बोला ...
हमारा भी बैंक बैलेंस होता अगर दादा दीवाना ना होता |
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Punnu Says :
on 31-Mar-2009, 04:27 PM |
Donate eyes!
Love is bLiNd |
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vicky Says :
on 02-Apr-2009, 08:23 PM |
Don't ever forget this mantra during recession.
If your boss doesn't see you much, it would be very easy for him to decide never to see you again. |
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Dablu Says :
on 23-Apr-2009, 08:03 PM |
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening!   |
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bablu Says :
on 28-Apr-2009, 06:51 PM |
| When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car |
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Faxy Says :
on 17-Jun-2009, 11:24 AM |
Hi-tech Joke !
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna naked.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly."
That's my pager," he said, "I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand.
The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be
as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a
break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there
was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead
of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.
The Sardar explained, "I'm getting a
FAX"... 
The other two fainted.
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Simpu Says :
on 25-Jun-2009, 01:37 PM |
एक आदमी किसी पार्टी में 8 बटर नान खा लेता है।
उसे कब्ज की शिकायत हो गई।
अगले दिन वह टॉयलेट में बैठा हुआ था।
वह प्रार्थना करता है : हे भगवान या तो जान निकाल दे या नान। |
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Simpu Says :
on 25-Jun-2009, 04:36 PM |
Importance of .(DOT)
Wife of a man got 1st class in B.ED. So he wrote to his Father-in-Law
Your daughter first class in BED
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Nisha Says :
on 31-Jul-2009, 08:23 AM |
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that
the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought
one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards
productivity.
Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be
retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you
with some?
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope
you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to
start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock
chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot
dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've
bought this week !"
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